Pretty sure this is Raymond Pettibon, correct me if I’m wrong.

Also, fun TMI fact: When I was 16 or so, I broke my dick while fucking. I’m uncircumsized and there was a piece of skin on my shaft connected to the head of my dick that was supposed to break off when I was an infant or something that didn’t, and it broke off while having sex.

I felt a sharp pain and pulled out and my penis was bleeding. I ran into the bathroom and my mom knocked on the door and asked what was wrong. I screamed something along the lines of “my dick is bleeding!!!” and she asked if I wanted her to put a band aid on it.

At the time this was unpleasant and worrysome, but in retrospection I find it very funny.